Sir:Aisa Muhaavra ba ….
Sir:Aisa Muhaavra batao jisme do bodyparts ho,jaise for e.g. 1-Bina Sar Pair Ki Baat Karna 2-Haath Pair maarna
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Santa:Gand Me Ungli Karna
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Santa:Gand Me Ungli Karna
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Author Archives: Kaviraj
Agar Talaash Karun ….
Agar Talaash Karun
Agar Talaash Karun Koi Mil Hii Jaayegaa;
Magar Tumhaarii Tarah Kaun Mujhe Chaahegaa;
Tumhen Zaruur Koi Chaahaton Se Dekhegaa;
Magar Vo Aankhen Hamaarii Kahaan Se Laayegaa;
Naa Jaane Kab Tere Dil Par Naii Sii Dastak Ho;
Makaan Khaalii Hua Hai To Koii Aayegaa;
Main Apani Raah Mein Diivaar Ban Ke Baithaa Hun;
Agar Vo Aayaa To Kis Raaste Se Aayegaa;
Tumhaare Saath Ye Mausam Farishton Jaisaa Hai;
Tumhaare Baad Ye Mausam Bahut Sataayegaa!
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Agar Talaash Karun Koi Mil Hii Jaayegaa;
Magar Tumhaarii Tarah Kaun Mujhe Chaahegaa;
Tumhen Zaruur Koi Chaahaton Se Dekhegaa;
Magar Vo Aankhen Hamaarii Kahaan Se Laayegaa;
Naa Jaane Kab Tere Dil Par Naii Sii Dastak Ho;
Makaan Khaalii Hua Hai To Koii Aayegaa;
Main Apani Raah Mein Diivaar Ban Ke Baithaa Hun;
Agar Vo Aayaa To Kis Raaste Se Aayegaa;
Tumhaare Saath Ye Mausam Farishton Jaisaa Hai;
Tumhaare Baad Ye Mausam Bahut Sataayegaa!
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What Is The Meaning ….
What Is The Meaning Of Lund?
Ek Danda Jiske Niche Do Anda,
Shikaar Karke Hi Hota Hai Thanda,
Ye Hi Hai Purusho Ka zhanda.
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Ek Danda Jiske Niche Do Anda,
Shikaar Karke Hi Hota Hai Thanda,
Ye Hi Hai Purusho Ka zhanda.
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A good relation does ….
A good relation does not need any promises and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people…
One who fucks and another who spreads the legs happily!
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One who fucks and another who spreads the legs happily!
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1 Pinjre me kuch Tot ….
1 Pinjre me kuch Totey 1 Toti ko ched rahe the…
Jabki dusre pinjre me 1 Tota puja aur dusra Tota Namaz pad raha tha,
Maalik ne socha “kitne nek Tote hai, inke pinjre me Toti ki ijjat safe rahegi.”
Usne Toti ko nek Toton k pinjre me daal dia.
Toti k aate hi puja karne wala Tota bola:
“Utho Khan Sahab dua Qubool ho gayi…
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Jabki dusre pinjre me 1 Tota puja aur dusra Tota Namaz pad raha tha,
Maalik ne socha “kitne nek Tote hai, inke pinjre me Toti ki ijjat safe rahegi.”
Usne Toti ko nek Toton k pinjre me daal dia.
Toti k aate hi puja karne wala Tota bola:
“Utho Khan Sahab dua Qubool ho gayi…
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Ek Baar Gaanv Mein B ….
Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Bade Budhon Ko Padhane Ki Government Ne Scheme Chalai.
Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”
Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.
Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”
Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.
Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”
Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Ta
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Ek Class Mein Teacher Padhane Laga Aur Bola: “A For Apple, B For Ball, C For Cat”
Lekin Wo Bechare Samajh Nahi Pa Rahe The To Teacher Ne Dehati Tarike Se Padhana Theek Samjha Aur Padhana Shuru Kiya.
Teacher Bola: “A For Arshad Ki Maan, B For Begum Ki Maan, M For Mahmood Ki Maan, N For Nasruddin Ki Maan, Z For Zahid Ki Maan”
Aise Hi Padha Kar Ek Din Test Lene Ki Sochi, Teacher Ne Board Par W Likhkar Ek Ko Khada Karke Puchha.
Teacher: “Batao Ye Kya Hai?”
Ek Utha Aur Bola: “Ji Ye Lag To Mahmood Ki Maan Rahi Hai Lekin Iski To Koi Ta
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Several years ago, t ….
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it. A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, “Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse.”
“But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs.
“Yes, I see. And your left one isn`t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!” he insists.
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“But Father, I have a divine right,” she informs.
“Yes, I see. And your left one isn`t bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!” he insists.
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