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Three men who were l ….

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Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”

The king then explained the trial to him, “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you`ll be eaten.”

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten b

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Lady: Sir main lut g ….

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Lady: Sir main lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi.



Inspector: Kyun,kya hua madam?



Lady: Ek handsome sa chor raat ko mere ghar aaya aur mere saare gehne chori kar ke le gaya.



Inspector: Kaise? Kahan rakhe the gehne?



Lady: Main pehen ke soee hue thee..??



Inspector: Phir chori kaise huee?? ??



Lady: Woh aadmi mere saare gehne utaarke le gaya.



Inspector: Kyaa! Phir tumne usko pakda kyun nahin, ya shor kyun machaya ?



Lady: Mujhe kya pata tha wo gehne churane ke liye uutar raha hai.???

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