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Monthly Archives: February 2016

Santa: It’s really b ….

February 24, 2016 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Santa: It’s really bothering me that a girl at work has just got silicon implants.

Banta: What’s the problem?

Santa: I don’t know if I’m going to be able to look her in the eyes again.

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Adult SMS Jokes

Your smile can be co ….

February 24, 2016 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Your smile can be compared with flowers;

Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;

Your innocence can be compared with a baby;

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But in foolishness, you have no comparison!

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Popat Banaya

Ek baar ek aadmi apn ….

February 24, 2016 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.

Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please de dijiye, hamare ghar kuch guests aa gaye hain.

Padosi: Hamare pass 2 hi charpai hain. Ek per mein aur mere pitaji sote hain. Dusri per maa aur meri biwi…

Aadmi: Saalon, charpai mat do per sona to sikh lo…

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Hindi Jokes

Chand pe kali ghata ….

February 24, 2016 Mangya Leave a comment

Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,

Sitaron ko hansi aati to hogi,

Tum lakh chupao duniya se,

Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati toh hogi!

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Funny Shayari

Banta: My wife is ve ….

February 24, 2016 Mangya Leave a comment

Banta: My wife is very courteous!

Santa: My wife is more courteous than your wife.

Banta: How?

Santa: Whenever she kicks me, she apologises.

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SMS Jokes