Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, Kani, Mani, Pani, Mao, Bao, Lao, Zoo, Lo Shoo…
Oh my God! Hope you have not read it! This was the mantra for making your
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DICK smaller!
Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.
Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?”
Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.
Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“
Bus scene,
A man staring at a girl.
Conductor: ticket ticket ticket! Sahab, satyamev jayate fir se…
Man: *slaps* BC biwi hai ye meri
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