Monthly Archives: March 2018

A man walking on the ….

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A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared.

“For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie.

“But there`s a catch,” the genie continued. “For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive double what you asked for.”

First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. “Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris,” said the genie.

“What is your next wish?”

“I could really use a million dollars.” replied the man, and POOF!

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate K ….

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Ladkiyon Ki 5 Bate Kabhi Samjh Nahi Aati

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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho (Pata Nahi Wo Se Kya Matlab.?)

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2: Mujhe Tumse Yeh Umeed Nahi Thi (Toh Kya Umeed Thi)

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3: Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe (Toh Fir Main Pehle Kaisa Tha)

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4: Such Btana Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu (Ab Sach Bolke Pitna

Thodi Na Hain)

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5: I’m Very Selfish Na.. (Ab Sach Bol Do Toh Gai Bhais Pani

Main ) 😛

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A bartender is getti ….

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A bartender is getting ready to close for the night when a robber bursts in and pulls a gun.


“This is a stickup!” He yells. “Put all your dough in a bag!”


“Don’t shoot,” pleads the barkeep. “I’ll do whatever you say!”


The bartender stuffs all the money into a bag and hands it over.


The crook snatches it and then puts the gun to the bartender’s head and says, “All right, now give me a blow job!”


“Anything!” cries the bartender. “Just don’t shoot!”


The bartender gets on his knees and starts blowing the guy. After a few minutes, the robber gets so excited he drops his gun.<br

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