Monthly Archives: June 2018

A blonde gets a job ….

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A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.


She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.


“Are you ok?” she asks.


“Yes,” he replies.
“You can go and play with the other kids, you know,” she says.


“It’s best I stay here,” he says.


“Why’s that, sweetie?” asks the blonde.


The boy looks at her incredulously and says, “Because I’m the GOAL KEEPER !”

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“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho ….

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“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho, Biwi Andar Nahi Gusne De Rahi? Koi Baat Nahi Is Admi Ki Tarha Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Bhaag Ke Kamre Mein Le Jati Hai.”

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.

Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”

Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.

Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”

Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.


continue ….

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Once, a Bengali Babu ….

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Once, a Bengali Babu went to Gulzar to learn

Shayari..

Gulzar Sahib asked the Bengali babu to repeat

after him:

“Na Gila Karunga,

Na Shikwa Karunga…

Tum Salaamat Raho is duniya me ,

Rab Se Yahi Dua Karunga.”

The Bengali Babu repeated:

“Na Geela Korega,

Na Sukha Korega….

Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me ,

Rob Se Yehi Dua Korega”

Gulzar fainted !!!

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