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The newly-married da ….

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The newly-married daughter-in-law demurely told her mother-in-law, “Mum! I want to know about the customs here.”

The mother-in-law said, “Yes Yes, go ahead!”

“How many months after marriage are babies delivered here?” the daughter-in-law enquired.

“Why ? after nine months,” told the mother-in-law, struck by her daughter-in-law`s innocence.

“But,” declared the daughter-in-law, “At my father`s place, they do it after six months, and for the first time, I shall follow their custom.”

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Pappu walked into cl ….

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Pappu walked into class every Morning with a black eye.


Teacher: What’s wrong?


Pappu: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, and my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Johny are you sleeping?’ Then I say, ‘No,’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye”


Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.


The folowing morning Johny comes back with a severe black eye again.


Teacehr: My goodness why the black eye again?


Pappu: Dad asked me again, Johny are you sleeping? and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my m

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During my medical ex ….

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During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers.”


Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”


“No,” I replied, “just a shitty golfer!

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