Monthly Archives: June 2015

Three men were sitti ….

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Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.


The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.


They looked at the third man and he said, “I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”


Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.


The man replied, “Well, I was laying under the bed and she crawled over and said, ‘Come out and fight like a man!'”

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Doctor: I have some ….

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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.


Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first.


Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.


Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?


Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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An American soldier, ….

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An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma`am, may I sit in that seat?”
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can`t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?”<br

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