Bachpan mein toh mei ….
Bachpan mein toh mein itna shareef tha ki ladkiya ke saath baithna bhi punishment lagta tha :3
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Monthly Archives: August 2015
The Matchmaker goes ….
The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
“Mr Smith, don’t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you’ll meet and be married in no time!” says the Matchmaker.
“Don’t bother,” replies Mr Smith, “I’ve two sisters at home, who look after all my needs.”
“That’s all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife.”
“I said ‘two sisters,’ I didn’t say they were MY sisters!”
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“Mr Smith, don’t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you’ll meet and be married in no time!” says the Matchmaker.
“Don’t bother,” replies Mr Smith, “I’ve two sisters at home, who look after all my needs.”
“That’s all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife.”
“I said ‘two sisters,’ I didn’t say they were MY sisters!”
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The only mistake for ….
Bachpan mein toh mei ….
Bachpan mein toh mein itna shareef tha ki ladkiya ke saath baithna bhi punishment lagta tha :3
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Laloo Yadav’s car is ….
Laloo Yadav’s car is driving along a backcountry road on the way back to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car. The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages. The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to know what happened.
The driver tells him “Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha
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The driver tells him “Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai, tab sare log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par hum dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha
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Suhag raat mein. BU ….
Suhag raat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun
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BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain, figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun
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Dear Female FB Frien ….
Dear Female FB Friends,
If we meet offline somewhere and you look nothing like your “Profile Picture”, you’re buying me drinks until you do!
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If we meet offline somewhere and you look nothing like your “Profile Picture”, you’re buying me drinks until you do!
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