Joke from China: Wh ….
Joke from China:
What will be the name of a Chinese girl who has lost her virginity?
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What will be the name of a Chinese girl who has lost her virginity?
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Category Archives: Adult Jokes
English na aane ka N ….
English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
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Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
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Jeans: Keeping erect ….
Two blondes decided ….
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffie, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?”
“Perfectly,” replied Buffie.
Buffie went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed…three minutes pass…seven minutes pass…and Judy was really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. Sh
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The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, stopped the car and said to Buffie, “I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?”
“Perfectly,” replied Buffie.
Buffie went in the bank while Judy waited in the getaway car. One minute passed…three minutes pass…seven minutes pass…and Judy was really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here came Buffie. Sh
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A 18-year-old girl f ….
A 18-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her.
Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, ‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll scare them off.”
So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.
She asked him, “What will our baby be called?”
The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again; a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders… She
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Her mom said, “It’s very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, ‘What will be the name of our baby?’ That’ll scare them off.”
So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her.
She asked him, “What will our baby be called?”
The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again; a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders… She
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Three men who were l ….
Three men who were lost in the jungle were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”
The king then explained the trial to him, “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you`ll be eaten.”
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten b
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The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten apples.”
The king then explained the trial to him, “You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you`ll be eaten.”
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed the king ten b
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A gal to black boy: ….
A gal to black boy: Tum itne kaale kyon ho?
Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote.
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Boy: Agar kala hoon to ismein tumhare baap ka kya jaata hai?
Gal: Agar mere baap ka gaya hota to itne kale na hote.
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