'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.


Rapist says, “If there was a cat in here I’d fuck it till it dies!’


The murderer replies, “Once you were done I’d torture it further!”


The psycho pipes in, “Oh yeah?, once your were done I’d fuck it till I die!”


The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, “Meow”

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Banta met this girl in a bar and asked, “May I buy you a drink?”

“Okay, but it won’t do you any good.”

A little later, he asks, “May I buy you another drink?”

“Okay, but it still won’t do you any good.”

Banta invites her up to his apartment and she replies, “Okay, but it won’t do you any good.”

They get to his apartment and Banta says, “You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife.”

She says, “Oh, that’s different. Send her in.”

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On `Vidai`(the departure of the bride after a Hindu wedding), a brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read,
`Goods once delivered, shall not be taken back`!!!!


The groom not be left behind instantly writes back,
`Guarantee voids if seal is broken`.

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A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”


The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to findout anyway!


Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room.


Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.


We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.


As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You’ve Got Male!”

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