'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

She: Tum clean shave me acche lagte ho 🙂

Me: tum bhi :v



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Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta.

Dost: Fer ki Hoya?

Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich.

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Ladki wo chahiye..jo khana bana sake!

Chutiya to aaj kal har koi bana leti hai!

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Custumer :- Are Bhaiya Ye Chaddi Kitte Ki

Shop Wala :- 150 Rs Sir jee

Custumer :- Fir Iski Warranty Kya ??

Shop Wala :- Dubai Main BurjKhalifa Ke Top Floor Se Niche Dekho !!! GAND FATEGI LEKIN CHADI NHI FATEGI..

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Man: Kiss Karun?

Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.

Man: Boob dabaun.?

Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?

Man: Fuck?

Gal: Period me hun.?

Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.

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Santa Badi Buri Halat Me Ghar Aaya

Sabne Pocha Kya Hua??

Santa : Mandi Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha “Gehoon-Le-Lo”

Unhone Samjha “Gay-Hon-Le-Lo”

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Normal Billi : Meow!

Dilli ki Billi : Meow,Bhenchodh 😀

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