Monthly Archives: March 2017

Banta is a teacher a ….

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya…

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Questions were:


1. ‘China’ kis Desh me hai ?


2. ’15th August’ kis Date ko Aati hai ?


3. ‘Green’ colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?


4. ‘Tamatar’ ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?


5. ‘Mumtaz’ ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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Banta is a teacher a ….

Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya…

Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye… Questions were:


1. ‘China’ kis Desh me hai ?


2. ’15th August’ kis Date ko Aati hai ?


3. ‘Green’ colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?


4. ‘Tamatar’ ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?


5. ‘Mumtaz’ ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

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Navjot Sidhu: Alia H ….

Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have you heard about Don Bradman

Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld

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Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho

Alia: Koi anne waala hai

Pooja: Kaun???

Alia: Achhe Din

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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK

Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????

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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.

Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???

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Ishq Kee Duniya Mein ….

Ishq Kee Duniya Mein Ek Hungama Barpaa Kar Diya;

Ai Khayal-e-Dost Ye Kya Ho Gaya Kya Kar Diya;



Zarre Zarre Ne Mera Afsana Sun Kar Daad Dee;

Main Ne Vahshat Mein Jahaan Ko Tera Shaida Kar Diya;



Toor Par Raah-e-Wafa Mein Bo Diye Kaante Kaleem;

Ishq Kee Vusaat Ko Masdood-e-Taqazaa Kar Diya;



Bistar-e-Mashriq Se Sooraj Ne Uthayaa Apana Sar;

Kis Ne Ye Mehfil Mein Zikr-e-Husn-e-Yaktaa Kar Diya;



Chashm-e-Nargis Jaa-e-Shabnam Khoon Royegi Nadeem;

Maine Jis Din Gulasitan Ka Raaz Ifsaa Kar Diya;



Mudda-e-Di

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A woman went to her ….

A woman went to her priest with a problem.


“Father, I have two female parrots and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is ‘hi we’re prostitutes wanna have some fun?”


“That’s terrible!” Exclaim the priest. “But I think I can help, bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship”


The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.


His two male parrots were holding

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