'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Cognizant Method:
hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit however give them the same amount gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more……. and more …….

TCS Method:
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration

IBM’s method:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…

Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsit

continue ….

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A software engineer was smoking.

Girl: Didnt you see the warning? Smoking is injurious to health.

Er.: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

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Height of Testing:


>>Introduction:
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*Sanket (QA Tester)

*Mukesh Thakur (Developer)


>>Conversation
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Sanket: Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn’t appear.


Mukesh Thakur: How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.


>>After 2 days,
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Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.


>>After another 2 days,
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continue ….

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