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Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha Tha To Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta Sadak Ke Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha Hai.

Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: “Kya Hua Banta?”

Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki Aur Ishara Kiya.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Aur Nayi Le Lenge”

Banta: “Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa”

Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Sundar Ladki Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.

Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ladkiyo Ki Kami Hai Aur Mil Jayengi”

Banta: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke,Ladki Ke Muh Mein Dekh“

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Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Chudai Kar Rahe The.



Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”



Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola



Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai”



Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“

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Shadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Ek Din Patni Bazaar Jaane Ke Liye Tyar Ho Rahi Thi.

Bra Pahan Ke Pati Se Boli.

Patni: “Suniye, Ye Zara Piche Se Meri Br@ Ka Hook Laga Dijiye”

Pati Mood Mein Aate Hue Bola: “I Will Charge 4 Kisses”

Patni: “Rahne Do Ji, Main Pados Wale Sharma Ji Se Lagva Leti Hun, Wo Haath Dal Kar Set Bhi Kar Denge“

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Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya.

Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha

“Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare”

Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai 😛 😀

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Teacher: “Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai?”



Boys: “Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..!”



Teacher: “Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai?”



Girls: “Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage“

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“Ghar Der Se Aaye Ho, Biwi Andar Nahi Gusne De Rahi? Koi Baat Nahi Is Admi Ki Tarha Dimag Lagao Aur Dekho Biwi Kaise Bhaag Ke Kamre Mein Le Jati Hai.”

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.

Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”

Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.

Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”

Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.


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