Author Archives: Kaviraj
The world would be a ….
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
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The goblin shark is ….
Why is the game of G ….
Why is the game of Golf totally wrong?
It’s because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;
Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!
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It’s because you hold a club and put the balls in the hole;
Instead of holding the balls and putting the club in the hole!
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I’m dating a woman n ….
The 5 Stages of Drun ….
The 5 Stages of Drunkenness
Stage 1 – SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING: This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk t
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Stage 1 – SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING: This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk t
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1) “Tujhe Yaad Na Me ….
1) “Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi, BCCI Se Ab Kya Kehna”…
– Yuvraj To Dhoni
2) “Dil Aisa Kisi Ne Mera Toda, Carrier Ke Annt (End) Ki Taraf Mooda”…
– Sehwag, Gambhir
3) “Bhoola Dena Mujhe, Hai Alvida Tumhe, Tumhe Khelna Hai, Mere Bina”…
– Sachin, sir
4) “Chanda Ne Pucha Taaron Se, Taaron Ne Pucha Hazaaro Se… Sabse Pyaara Kaun Hai….. Papa, Mere Papa…
– Stuart Binny
5) “Khaali Haat Aaye The Ham, Khaali Haath Jaayenge”…
– Raina (Duck Specialist)
6) “Kya Karu Ooo Ladies, Ooo Ladies, Mai Hun Aadat Se Majboor”…
– Virat Kohli (Mr. Flying Kisser)
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– Yuvraj To Dhoni
2) “Dil Aisa Kisi Ne Mera Toda, Carrier Ke Annt (End) Ki Taraf Mooda”…
– Sehwag, Gambhir
3) “Bhoola Dena Mujhe, Hai Alvida Tumhe, Tumhe Khelna Hai, Mere Bina”…
– Sachin, sir
4) “Chanda Ne Pucha Taaron Se, Taaron Ne Pucha Hazaaro Se… Sabse Pyaara Kaun Hai….. Papa, Mere Papa…
– Stuart Binny
5) “Khaali Haat Aaye The Ham, Khaali Haath Jaayenge”…
– Raina (Duck Specialist)
6) “Kya Karu Ooo Ladies, Ooo Ladies, Mai Hun Aadat Se Majboor”…
– Virat Kohli (Mr. Flying Kisser)
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