Author Archives: Kaviraj

John was looking for ….

John was looking for a little “action.”


He picked up a sweet young thing at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.


Little did he know she was darn near a nymphomaniac.


After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, John told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.


On the way out, he stopped in the men’s room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn’t find “it.”


After a couple of minutes of “fishing around,” he finally said, “Look, it’s okay. She’s not here!”

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Dil Mein Hum Ek Hi J ….

Dil Mein Hum Ek Hi Jazbe Ko Samoyein Kaise;

Ab Tujhe Paa Ke Yeh Uljhan Hai Ke Khoyein Kaise;


Zehen Chhalni Jo Kiya Hai, To Yeh Majboori Hai;

Jitne Kaante Hain, Woh Talwon Mein Piroyein Kaise;


Hum Ne Maana Ki Bahut Dair Hai Hashar Aaney Tak;

Chaar Janib Teri Aahat Ho To Soyein Kaise;


Kitni Hasrat Thi, Tujhe Pass Bitha Kar Rote;

Ab Yeh Mushkil Hai, Tere Samne Royein Kaise!

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