Author Archives: Kaviraj
Do you have Facebook ….
Do you have Facebook?
No.
How about Twitter?
No.
Do you have Whatsapp?
No.
Then, what do you have?
A life.
Great , I need it for Candy Crush?
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No.
How about Twitter?
No.
Do you have Whatsapp?
No.
Then, what do you have?
A life.
Great , I need it for Candy Crush?
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A recent survey conf ….
A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage…
My question is,
.
..
…
“Where are they?”
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My question is,
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…
“Where are they?”
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A Marwadi man is on ….
A Marwadi man is on his death bed:
With his sight failing, he turns to the doctor and asks is his wife there?
The doctor assures him she is.
“And my sons, my beautiful sons, are they here?”
“They are.”
“What about my sister?”
Consoling the poor man, the doctor tells him:”Don’t worry, she’s here, along with your brother in law, and all the rest of your family, you can die in peace.”
With his last breath, the old Chinese man, struggling to make his voice heard says:
“If everyone is here, then who the f**k is minding the shop?”.
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With his sight failing, he turns to the doctor and asks is his wife there?
The doctor assures him she is.
“And my sons, my beautiful sons, are they here?”
“They are.”
“What about my sister?”
Consoling the poor man, the doctor tells him:”Don’t worry, she’s here, along with your brother in law, and all the rest of your family, you can die in peace.”
With his last breath, the old Chinese man, struggling to make his voice heard says:
“If everyone is here, then who the f**k is minding the shop?”.
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That awkward moment ….
“Beta tere liye rish ….
“Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai”
“Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!”
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“Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!”
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Me: Can I go to my f ….
Me: Can I go to my friend’s house for a party?
Dad: Don’t ask me. Ask your mom.
Mom: Don’t ask me. Ask your dad.
Me: BC ,ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?
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Dad: Don’t ask me. Ask your mom.
Mom: Don’t ask me. Ask your dad.
Me: BC ,ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?
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