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Jeeto: Did you go sh ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Jeeto: Did you go shopping for my birthday present?

Santa: Yeah, and I found a perfect thing for you.

Jeeto: You’re such a darling. And what exactly is it?

Santa: Nothing!

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Marriage jokes

Lets welcome the yea ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,

Lets cherish each moment it beholds,

Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

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Happy New Year

The most important t ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

The most important things are the hardest to say, bcoz words diminish them.

Forever urs…ur Valentine.

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Happy Valentines Day

Why is King Solomon ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Why is King Solomon considered the wisest man in the world?

Because he had so many wives to advise him!

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Marriage jokes

Santa goes to buy an ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Santa goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one, he asks, How much for this?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500 only.

Santa: I need a daily wear so show me a regular underwear not the party underwear.

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SMS Jokes

Every day holds the ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Every day holds the possibility of a miracle.

~Elizabeth David

Have a miraculous Day!

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Quotes

Boss to a lady durin ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary:

What’s the diff between Paperclip & Screw?

Lady: I don’t know, I have never been paperclipped.

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Adult SMS Jokes

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