Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says 2 wife: ‘Look 75 kg of pure Dynamite!’
Wife replies: ‘But shame on the 5 inch fuse not capable of exploding!! =))
A programmer was smoking (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_ ̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅( )ڪے~
A Lady said,”Can’t you see the warning! Smoking is injurious to health!”.
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He replied “We bother only about ‘ERRORS’ not ‘WARNINGS’!!!
Fully naked guy standing in front of a Mirror- Kaash main Raja hota…
Tabhi Bed pe leti uski Gf hus kar boli- Saale, Ek inch se bach gaya, warna Rani hota..!=)) =))
Lagao POGO jisko nahi samjha.
A gujrati couple busy in sex..
son asked- papa shu karo cho?
papa-mummy ma petrol bharu chhu
Son-average check kari nakho saware to uncle tanki full kari gayo. =)) =D
Teacher Was Telling Her Students:
“For The Best
Penetrations 6 – 7 Inch P#n#s Is Best.”
One Of The Girl Asked Her:
“Maam, What About 9 Inches?”
Teacher Said: “I Am Telling You About Necessity Not Luxury“