Author Archives: Mandark
Jeeto: I saw the mos ….
Jeeto: I saw the most beautiful portrait at a store the other day.
Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it?
Jeeto: A hardware store.
Preeto: That’s weird!
Jeeto: Not really, I realized pretty late that it’s a mirror.
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Preeto: Interesting. Which store was was it?
Jeeto: A hardware store.
Preeto: That’s weird!
Jeeto: Not really, I realized pretty late that it’s a mirror.
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I have seen three em ….
I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring.
-Otto von Bismarck
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-Otto von Bismarck
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On Clinton: A man wi ….
On Clinton: A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn’t stand on it.
Kris Kristofferson.
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Kris Kristofferson.
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In Hollywood they sa ….
In Hollywood they say there’s no business like show business. In the hood they say there’s no business like ho’ business.
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On Whatsapp: Girl: ….
On Whatsapp:
Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?
Boy: Kyu?
Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
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Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya?
Boy: Kyu?
Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain.
Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
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I found a Leaflet in ….
I found a Leaflet in newspaper this morning which read, ‘ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!’
My wife insisted I make a call
I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : ‘Buy 3 & Get 1 Free’…
Mere toh khushi ke aansu nikal aaye
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My wife insisted I make a call
I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : ‘Buy 3 & Get 1 Free’…
Mere toh khushi ke aansu nikal aaye
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