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Jab Gabbar paida hua ….

November 9, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye

Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE…

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Hindi SMS Jokes

Pappu: Ma’m, I want ….

November 9, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Pappu: Ma’m, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go.

Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z!

Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y?

Pappu: In my shorts.

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SMS Jokes

Calmness and toleran ….

November 9, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Calmness and tolerance act like air-conditioning in a room… they increase a person’s efficiency. Have a very good day!

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Good Morning/Night/Day

My heart has a Condi ….

November 9, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

My heart has a Condition;

No one enters it without Permission;

Only a FRIEND gets Admission;

And that too, without any Donation!

Happy Friendship Day

Khuda Hum Ko Khuda ….

November 9, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Khuda Hum Ko

Khuda Hum Ko Aisi Khudayi Na De;

Ki Apne Siwa Kuch Dikhayi Na De;

Khatawar Samjhey Gi Duniya Tujhe;

Ab Itni Zayada Safai Na De;

Hanso Aj Itna Ki Is Shor Me;

Sada Siskiyon Kee Sunayi Na De;

Ghulami Ko Barkat Samjhney Lagein;

Aseeron Ko Aisi Rihayi Na De;

Khuda Aise Ehsas Ka Naam Hai;

Rahe Sahmne Aur Dikhayi Na De;

Mujhe Aisi Jannat Nahi Chahiye;

Jahan Se Madina Dikhayi Na Dey!

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