Author Archives: Mangya
One day Jane met Tar ….
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
“What`s that” he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
“Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled ar
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“What`s that” he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, “Oh, I use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
“Here,” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled ar
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Mere baare me jyada ….
A camel, a cow and a ….
A camel, a cow and a donkey were discussing ‘who is best’?
Cow: I give milk.
Camel: I move heavy loads.
Donkey: …
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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
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Cow: I give milk.
Camel: I move heavy loads.
Donkey: …
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What are you waiting for, say something about yourself!
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A newly married coup ….
A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.
“Care to go upstairs and have a shag?” the husband asked.
“Shhhh!” said the bride, “All the neighbours will know what we`re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we`ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking Have you left the washing machine door open instead?”
So the following night, the husband asks, “I don`t suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?”
“No, I definitely shut it”, replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feel
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“Care to go upstairs and have a shag?” the husband asked.
“Shhhh!” said the bride, “All the neighbours will know what we`re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we`ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking Have you left the washing machine door open instead?”
So the following night, the husband asks, “I don`t suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?”
“No, I definitely shut it”, replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feel
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A guy goes to a bar ….
A guy goes to a bar & finds a 12 inch pianist on the piano He is surprised
& asks the bartender ..
“How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear & he will grant a wish”
This guy rubs the lamp & asks the genie ” I want one million bucks”
The genie says ” oaky in 5 minutes”
After 5 minutes thee are a million ducks.
This guy is irritated .. he goes to the bartender & says ” hey I didn`t ask the genie for million ducks .. I asked million bucks”
The bartender says, “Do u think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ???
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& asks the bartender ..
“How come this guy who is 12 inch is here ? the bartender replies : I have a lamp form which a genie will appear & he will grant a wish”
This guy rubs the lamp & asks the genie ” I want one million bucks”
The genie says ” oaky in 5 minutes”
After 5 minutes thee are a million ducks.
This guy is irritated .. he goes to the bartender & says ” hey I didn`t ask the genie for million ducks .. I asked million bucks”
The bartender says, “Do u think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ???
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The greatest challen ….
The greatest challenge in life is discovering who you are;
And the second greatest is being happy with what you find.
Good Morning!
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And the second greatest is being happy with what you find.
Good Morning!
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