May you begin this d ….
May you begin this day with a smile on your face;
And with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Good Morning!
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And with happiness for your soul to embrace.
Good Morning!
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Author Archives: Mangya
This minister just h ….
This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached ten minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only twenty minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures… and I couldn’t stop talking!
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The first Sunday, he only preached ten minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only twenty minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures… and I couldn’t stop talking!
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The best joke.. At ….
The best joke..
At London airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address System: “Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! pls report to Reception”.
Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived ex Surat, goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, & shouts loudly to d English receptionist.
D following conversation must go into history books of cock-ups:
Ranchhodbhai: “MadarChod ! I am Ranchhod..”
Receptionist: “Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not d name I have here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas..”
Ranchhodbhai: “Arrey Bhenchod, I m
continue ….
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At London airport, an announcement goes out over the Public Address System: “Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas ! pls report to Reception”.
Ranchhodbhai Karsandas, who has just arrived ex Surat, goes red with anger. He goes to the reception, & shouts loudly to d English receptionist.
D following conversation must go into history books of cock-ups:
Ranchhodbhai: “MadarChod ! I am Ranchhod..”
Receptionist: “Mr. Madar Chod Rand Chod ? Sir, that is not d name I have here.. I have Mr. Rand Chod Kar Sandaas..”
Ranchhodbhai: “Arrey Bhenchod, I m
continue ….
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Halitophobia is the ….
Without vision, we p ….
The possession of kn ….
The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.
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Santa: Banta, how is ….
Santa: Banta, how is your love life?
Banta: Terrible! The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty!
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Banta: Terrible! The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty!
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