Author Archives: Mangya
Anyone who goes to a ….
Never allow a person ….
Never allow a person to tell you ‘no’ who doesn’t have the power to say ‘yes’.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
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-Eleanor Roosevelt
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Height of “WhatsApp” ….
Height of “WhatsApp”ing:
You know why Teachers mark only one tick on our
answers in the answer sheet … ???
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You know why Teachers mark only one tick on our
answers in the answer sheet … ???
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GYAN GANGA. 1)Dog r ….
GYAN GANGA.
1)Dog road pr ulta pada tha to log uski pooja krne lage,
Q?
Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD.
1 or
2)Mare hue insan k muh me kya daloge?
Birla Cement,
Qki
“IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI”
1 or
3)Wat is the cube of 13
Ans.- Suroor,
coz
TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR
“Chalo 1 aur”
4)Wat wud u cal a girl who never laughs?
HASI-NAA.
“bas 1 or”
5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge?
Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to “GK” kya karega.
“pakka last”
6)Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya
continue ….
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1)Dog road pr ulta pada tha to log uski pooja krne lage,
Q?
Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD.
1 or
2)Mare hue insan k muh me kya daloge?
Birla Cement,
Qki
“IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI”
1 or
3)Wat is the cube of 13
Ans.- Suroor,
coz
TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR
“Chalo 1 aur”
4)Wat wud u cal a girl who never laughs?
HASI-NAA.
“bas 1 or”
5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge?
Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to “GK” kya karega.
“pakka last”
6)Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya
continue ….
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The Bathtub Test: D ….
The Bathtub Test:
During a visit 2 a ‘Mental Hospital’ journalist askd the Director: “How do u determine whthr 2 admit a patient or not?”
Director: “Well, we fill a Bathtub,
then v give a teaspoon, a teacup & a bucket to the patient & ask him to empty the Bathtub.”
The journalist said: “oh, a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger, right!”
Director: “No! A normal person wud pull the Drain Plug”.
Now tell me which bed u want?:-P;-)
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During a visit 2 a ‘Mental Hospital’ journalist askd the Director: “How do u determine whthr 2 admit a patient or not?”
Director: “Well, we fill a Bathtub,
then v give a teaspoon, a teacup & a bucket to the patient & ask him to empty the Bathtub.”
The journalist said: “oh, a normal person would use the bucket coz its bigger, right!”
Director: “No! A normal person wud pull the Drain Plug”.
Now tell me which bed u want?:-P;-)
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Bahot afsos ho raha ….
Bahot afsos ho raha hai un bechare ladke ladkiyo pe…. Jo..
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Kambal, razai me chhup kar call
aur msg kiya karte the..
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Ab karo..
Haaaye ree Garmi..
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Kambal, razai me chhup kar call
aur msg kiya karte the..
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Ab karo..
Haaaye ree Garmi..
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