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An engaged couple we ….

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An engaged couple were at the bride to be’s family home doing wedding planning stuff. The mother and father had to leave after a while. The bride to be, realized she needed more envelopes for the invitations.

“I’m going to run into town with Suzy. You just go ahead and stay here.” she told her fiancee.

After she left her eighteen year old sister came down. She was smokin hot, and wearing a slutty little getup. She had always been a bit catty towards him, but today she was giving him a look he’d only seen in her older sisters eyes before.

“Everyone going to be gone a while…” she said smiling. “Why don’t you come upstairs and have one last fling before

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After mass he asked ….

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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.



After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.



The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. if I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”



So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.



Upon his return to his office after mass, he found the following note on the door:




  1. Sip the Vodka, don’t gulp.

  2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

  3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

  4. Jesus was conse

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