Author Archives: NamoBhakt
Boy Friend Asked Her ….
Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Say No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss ?”
Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl That Liked Your Status On Facebook“
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Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Say No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous ?”
Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss ?”
Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl That Liked Your Status On Facebook“
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Doctor: I have some ….
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Patient: Might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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An American soldier, ….
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma`am, may I sit in that seat?”
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can`t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?”<br
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The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, “Please, ma`am, may I sit in that seat?”
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, “You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can`t you see my little Fifi is using that seat?”<br
continue ….
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Forecasting is diffi ….
Support gay couples. ….
Broccoli: I’s not ha ….
Broccoli: I’s not happy with my looks, I look like a BRAIN.
Mushroom: That’s not too bad, I look like an Umbrella.
Banana: Can We Please Change the topic?
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Mushroom: That’s not too bad, I look like an Umbrella.
Banana: Can We Please Change the topic?
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