Posts by NamoBhakt | 'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform...

Author Archives: NamoBhakt

A policeman stops Je ….

November 26, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

A policeman stops Jeeto and asks for her license. He says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses”.

Jeeto answers, “Well, I have contacts”.

The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know, you’re getting a ticket!”

Read more

SMS Jokes

I have many problems ….

November 26, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

I have many problems in my life. But my lips don’t know that. They always smile.

-Charlie Chaplin

Read more

Quotes

Hot Girl in Hot voic ….

November 26, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Hot Girl in Hot voice: Batao mere underwear me kya hai??

Batao??

Batao na?

Santa-(At his best)

.

.

.

Elastic hi hoga..aajkal nade wali kaun pehenta hai? 😛

Read more

Adult Hindi SMS Jokes

Watching your husban ….

November 26, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful.

-Cindy Crawford

Read more

Quotes

If you read this rea ….

November 25, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

If you read this really hilarious joke, you’ll simply die laughing.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

I really care for you well-being. That’s why I didn’t

continue ….

Read more

Popat Banaya

Nothing can stop the ….

November 25, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

-Thomas Jefferson

Read more

Quotes

The Christmas spirit ….

November 25, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.

Read more

One Liners

« 1 … 34 35 36 37 38 … 56 »