Rs 5 to hear Narendr ….
Rs 5 to hear Narendra Modi’s speech wasn’t a bad deal at all, considering the nation was paying a huge price for Manmohan Singh’s silence!
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Author Archives: NamoBhakt
A man writing in his ….
A man writing in his diary:
Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, ‘khana’ mention karna hi bhool gaya!
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Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, ‘khana’ mention karna hi bhool gaya!
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What do a gynecologi ….
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
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They can both smell it but they can’t eat it.
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They can both smell it but they can’t eat it.
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Kya app colgate kart ….
Kya app colgate karte hai ?
अगर आप toothpaste की ad को ध्यान से देखे तो आप
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dentist के गले मे
एक stethoscope पाएंगे ….
साला दुनिया का एक ऐसा dentist
बता दो जो stethoscope से दातों की धड़कन सुनता हो !!
माँ कसम intelligent हु पर कभी घमंड नहीं कीया…
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अगर आप toothpaste की ad को ध्यान से देखे तो आप
हर
dentist के गले मे
एक stethoscope पाएंगे ….
साला दुनिया का एक ऐसा dentist
बता दो जो stethoscope से दातों की धड़कन सुनता हो !!
माँ कसम intelligent हु पर कभी घमंड नहीं कीया…
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A Bengali lawyer cam ….
A Bengali lawyer came home after having sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile…
Moral:
Combodia’s
national fruit is Banana
and
India’s national business is
Chutia banana
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Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile…
Moral:
Combodia’s
national fruit is Banana
and
India’s national business is
Chutia banana
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Read it in Rhyme: E ….
Bharo maang meri bha ….
Bharo maang meri bharo, karo pyaar mujhe karo
This is called sanskaari love, pehle maang bharo phir pyaar karo.
Babuji!!!!
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This is called sanskaari love, pehle maang bharo phir pyaar karo.
Babuji!!!!
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