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Once during UP election, Mulayam Singh and Mayawati decided to hold huge rally in Lucknow at the same time. However, in their over enthusiasm the organisers of both the rallies forgot to book rooms for them to stay overnight.

Only one room (single bed) was available in the entire city, so grudgingly MSY and Mayawati decided share the room for the night.

During the night, MSY got horny, he coyly asked Mayawati “Mayawatiji, gath-bandhan karle?” (should we get into a coalition)

Mayawati, very tired, did not understand his advances and rejected him.

Again, MSY asked “Mayawatiji, gath-bandhan karle?” (should we get into a coalition)

Mayawatiji again rejected.

For the third time MSY asked “Mayawatiji, gath-bandhan karle?” (should we get into a coalition)

This time too she rejected him.

MSY, horny as fuck, decided to go to washroom and relieved himself.

Mayawati, woke up, realised her folly of rejecting the only chance of losing virginity, stood outside the washroom waiting for MSY.

When MSY came back, Mayawati said “Mulayamji, Main tayaar hoon”

MSY, “Chodiye Mayawatiji, maine Congress ke saath gath-bandhan kar liya”

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