Category Archives: Adult SMS Jokes
Santa enjoyed chasin ….
Santa enjoyed chasing girls even when he turned 50. Jeeto was asked if she objected to it?
She said, \”Why should I be upset? Dogs also chase cars, they can\’t drive.\”
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She said, \”Why should I be upset? Dogs also chase cars, they can\’t drive.\”
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Teacher: Why are you ….
Teacher: Why are you rubbing oil on your head while I am teaching?
Pappu: Last night, I heard my mum tell my dad, rub oil on the head if it\’s not going in.
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Pappu: Last night, I heard my mum tell my dad, rub oil on the head if it\’s not going in.
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Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, ….
Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, Kani, Mani, Pani, Mao, Bao, Lao, Zoo, Lo Shoo…
Oh my God! Hope you have not read it! This was the mantra for making your
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DICK smaller!
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Oh my God! Hope you have not read it! This was the mantra for making your
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DICK smaller!
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If you suck one nipp ….
If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of
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“Buy One Get One Free”!
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“Buy One Get One Free”!
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CHUTIA: The term use ….
CHUTIA: The term used to describe a person whose realities of life are different than yours!
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Girlfriend ne Boyfri ….
Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
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