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How can you tell if a man is a Male Chauvinist Pig?

He thinks ‘harass’ is two words.

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Santa: My wife keeps complaining that I’m not willing to commit. She’s wrong.

Banta: I think she is right.

Santa: Not really. I’m willing to commit

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adultery!

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Santa: It’s really bothering me that a girl at work has just got silicon implants.

Banta: What’s the problem?

Santa: I don’t know if I’m going to be able to look her in the eyes again.

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He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

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A woman made an appointment with her gynaecologist.

“What seems to be the problem?” asked the doctor.

“Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina.”

The doctor had a look, chuckled and said, “Those aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the sticker’s off bananas”!

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Jeeto went to the doctor and told him: “Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

“Hmmmm! What are you taking for it?”

Jeeto: Pepper!

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The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is, that you

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never get to prove it!

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