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An engaged couple were at the bride to be’s family home doing wedding planning stuff. The mother and father had to leave after a while. The bride to be, realized she needed more envelopes for the invitations.

“I’m going to run into town with Suzy. You just go ahead and stay here.” she told her fiancee.

After she left her eighteen year old sister came down. She was smokin hot, and wearing a slutty little getup. She had always been a bit catty towards him, but today she was giving him a look he’d only seen in her older sisters eyes before.

“Everyone going to be gone a while…” she said smiling. “Why don’t you come upstairs and have one last fling before

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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, “No, no, no,” you’re gripping the club way too hard!” “Well, what should I do?” asks the man. “Hold the club gently,” the pro replied, “just like you’d hold your wife’s breast.”The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. Straight up the fairway.

The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can’t wait for her lesson. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the c

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