Santa and Jeeto lying in a bed.
Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa’s shoulder and whispers – Take me!
Santa did not pay attention to that.
Jeeto flings on her second leg and repeats – Take me!
Santa: I’m not going anywhere!
Santa enjoyed chasing girls even when he turned 50. Jeeto was asked if she objected to it?
She said, \”Why should I be upset? Dogs also chase cars, they can\’t drive.\”
Teacher: Why are you rubbing oil on your head while I am teaching?
Pappu: Last night, I heard my mum tell my dad, rub oil on the head if it\’s not going in.