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A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.


She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”


He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I’ve been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker.”


She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everythin

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On their second night after the wedding, Santa and Jeeto shut off the lights and crawl under the sheets. Turning anxiously towards Jeeto, Santa tenderly informs her that tonight he wants a hand job instead of the usual stuff. Jeeto, being the proper girl that she is, had absolutely no idea what a “hand job” was. So, she gets out of bed, puts on her robe and heads for the phone to call her mother.

“Mom,” she says, “My hubby wants a hand job and I don`t know what he means.”

“Oh, Jeetoy,” says her mother, “that`s real simple. Just grab his thing and shake it like you were trying to get ketchup out of a bottle.”

“Gee, Mom, that`s easy enough,” she replies.<

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