Why do men like big …. November 9, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks! Read more Adult SMS Jokes
Girls don’t dress to …. November 9, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment Girls don’t dress to impress boys, girls dress to ‘out-dress’ other girls. If they were trying to impress boys, they’d run around naked! Read more Adult SMS Jokes
I can fit the whole …. November 9, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment I can fit the whole thing in my mouth, but I can’t blow it while it’s in there… (Oral Sex) -Sarah O’Brien, in reference to her pitch pipe Read more Adult Quotes
Fake hair, fake nail …. November 9, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment Fake hair, fake nails, fake b**bs, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China? Read more Adult SMS Jokes
Happiness is like a …. November 9, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment Happiness is like a dick. It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realize how big it grows… Read more Adult SMS Jokes
Both guys and girls …. November 9, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment Both guys and girls lie about the number of people they have had sex with. The difference is that the guys add, and the girls subtract! Read more Adult SMS Jokes
BJP: Congress is cor …. November 8, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment BJP: Congress is corrupt. . . Congress: BJP is corrupt. . . BJP & Congress: AAP is corrupt. . . AAP: BJP & Congress is corrupt. . . Common Man: The Sunny Leone Video I downloaded is corrupt. Read more Adult Hindi SMS Jokes