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SHAYARI BY THIEF..



Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka Maar Diya Hai Dosto,

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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai….:p :O 😀

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Height of Possessiveness:
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A boy is dying of cancer..
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Friend:” Why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS ??
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Boy:” when I die,
No one will dare to touch my Girlfriend.. ;-))

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Bahot afsos ho raha hai un bechare ladke ladkiyo pe…. Jo..
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Kambal, razai me chhup kar call
aur msg kiya karte the..
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Ab karo..
Haaaye ree Garmi..

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In 2020 girl:”Dekh yar kya item
jaa raha
hai.. Oye Murgey Tera mobile No..
Kya
hai.. ??
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Boy:”Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai
nai hai
kya.. ??
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Girl:”baap n bhai sab hai, par tu
nai hai na
chikne…

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Ek din Galib scooter se jaa rahe the,
Samne 1 bachha aa gaya….
galib ne farmaya
‘Ankho me jal rahe hai unki yadoo ke deep,

Hat ja chotu.. peep..peep..peep’ !!!

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Pyar vyar toh ek bahana hai, dil mile na mile lips ko milana hai, yeh style hai sab Ashiko ka,

kya kare yaar yeh Dilip Kumar ka nahi Imran Hasmi ka Zamana hai../:)

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Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya
lekin
marte marte bhi keh gaya,,
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Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha
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Saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla
=))

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