'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

When ever I find a female driver in front of me, I do not know why I get “Chak de India” feeling….
Isne left ka indicator diya hai…yeh left mudegi…par nahin iska face toh right ki taraf hai….yeh right mudegi….par isney toh beech rastey main lipstick nikali hai….

Yah Khuda yeh toh break maregi!!!
😝😝

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Ek admi apne dost k

ghr gya,

bel bjane pe Papu

bahar aaya .

.

Admi Beta apne papa

ko bulao .

Pappu Ji wo nhi hai,

wo bazar gye hai.

.

Admi Acha to bade

bhai ko bulao.

Papu Wo apne dosto

k sath cricket

khelne gya hai,

.

Admi Acha apk

mumy to ghr pe

hongi.

Papu Nhi wo apni

saheliyo k sth picnic

pe gyi hai.

.

Admi chidd kar guse

me bola Abe To tu

akela ghr pe kya kar
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Girls be like : Bhaiyya, ek 20

wala chips ka packet dena.

Shopkeeper: Ye lo behan Ji.

Girl: Kitne hue ?

Shopkeeper: -_-

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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,

kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!

Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha

aadmi hath me

1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,

1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab

3000/- mein

kharid li

Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:

Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka

LAST PAGE

mat dekna.

Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin

dar ke karan last page nahi khola.

1 din usse raha nahi gaya

aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya

aur sadme se

mar gya..

last page par likha tha..

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