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Neel apni gf k ghar ….

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Neel apni gf k ghar dinner par gaya, uska pet kharab tha us din.

Puri family dining tabel par aa k baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel k muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF’s father:- hello beta neel, how are you?

Neel:- m good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.

Achanak neel k pet mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted “Poooooooo….”

Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF’s father:- “Tommy…ye kya hai?? Chalo bha

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How I Learned to Min ….

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How I Learned to Mind My Own Business :-

I was walking past a mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting “13…13…13…13”

The fence was to high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all shouted “14…14…14…14”

Free of cost it was.

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