'Joke' n 'SMS', Whats app message sharing platform…

Pundit: ‘Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.’

Bride: ‘Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.’

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Rahul: Duniya me do tarah ke log hote hai

Anjali: Yes

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1. log to the base of 10
2. log to the base of e

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Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

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Husband smart banke aya or bola,

DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA

HU? .

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Tabhi wife zorse chillayi’

CHAKKAAAA!!!

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Rs 5 to hear Narendra Modi’s speech wasn’t a bad deal at all, considering the nation was paying a huge price for Manmohan Singh’s silence!

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A man writing in his diary:

Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.


Saala, ‘khana’ mention karna hi bhool gaya!
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Kya app colgate karte hai ?

अगर आप toothpaste की ad को ध्यान से देखे तो आप
हर
dentist के गले मे
एक stethoscope पाएंगे ….
साला दुनिया का एक ऐसा dentist
बता दो जो stethoscope से दातों की धड़कन सुनता हो !!

माँ कसम intelligent हु पर कभी घमंड नहीं कीया…

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