To have a lovely life
Tᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ʟɪғᴇ,
Eɪᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Tʀᴜᴇ Lᴏᴠᴇʀ Gʀᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ Aʟʟ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅs,
Oʀ, Oɴᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Tʀᴜᴇ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ Rᴇᴀʟʟʏ Cᴀʀᴇs,
Mᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ Lᴏᴠᴇʀ… 🙂
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Category Archives: SMS Jokes
A programmer was smoking
A programmer was smoking (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_ ̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅( )ڪے~
A Lady said,”Can’t you see the warning! Smoking is injurious to health!”.
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He replied “We bother only about ‘ERRORS’ not ‘WARNINGS’!!!
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I hate to see old ladies standing
On a crowded bus, Banta noticed that Santa had his eyes closed. “What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing”, replied Santa.
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