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Monthly Archives: November 2014

An average human wal ….

November 8, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

An average human walks 1500 Kms in a year and drinks 83 litres of beer.

Bascially, we’re getting 18 Km/litre of beer – which is not bad average!

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SMS Jokes

May this Valentine b ….

November 8, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Happy Valentines Day

Mother asks daughter ….

November 8, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Mother asks daughter, how is ur sex life? Daughter replies like British Airways.

Mother reads the ad and is shocked. “7 days a week,twice a day, both ways”.

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Adult SMS Jokes

Some women are so co ….

November 8, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

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that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!

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Marriage jokes

Growing up means rea ….

November 8, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

Growing up means realizing that a lot of your childhood friends are assholes!

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Adult SMS Jokes

Overheard in Delhi M ….

November 8, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Overheard in Delhi Metro:

Punjabi Aunty 1: Inka Operation Karvana kai, “Max Hospital” Kaisa hai?

Punjabi Aunty 2: Bilkul Bekaar, Uski Canteen Mein “Chole Bhature” hi Nahi Milte!

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Hindi SMS Jokes

Bunty: Why did our c ….

November 8, 2014 Mandark Leave a comment

Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?

Pappu: Actually, I’ve been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!

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SMS Jokes

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