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Monthly Archives: November 2014

Santa goes to buy an ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Santa goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one, he asks, How much for this?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500 only.

Santa: I need a daily wear so show me a regular underwear not the party underwear.

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SMS Jokes

Santa: I sent love ….

November 2, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.

Banta: Then what happened?

Santa: She married the ‘postman’!

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Marriage jokes

If you are talking b ….

November 2, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

If you are talking behind my back, you are in a good position to kiss my a$$.

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Whatsapp, Facebook Status

Women spend more tim ….

November 2, 2014 NamoBhakt Leave a comment

Women spend more time thinking about what men think; than the actual time spent by men on thinking!

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Nice Lines

Commerce joke: Do u ….

November 2, 2014 Froopy Leave a comment

Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple’s photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?

Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!

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SMS Jokes

Past is experience! ….

November 2, 2014 Mangya Leave a comment

Past is experience!

Present is experiments!

Future is expectation!

Use your experience in your experiment to achieve your expectations. Gud Day!

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Motivational SMS

Every day holds the ….

November 2, 2014 Kaviraj Leave a comment

Every day holds the possibility of a miracle.

~Elizabeth David

Have a miraculous Day!

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Quotes

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