Monthly Archives: November 2014

Two old drunks were ….

Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.


The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.


“By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.”


“So”, says the second drunk, “What’s your point?”


“Well”, says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”

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An 87-year-old woman ….

An 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.


She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.


Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.
‘Your Honor,’ she began coolly, ‘I figured that at 92, if he could have sex, he could fly.’

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