Monthly Archives: January 2015

Jab subhe ki CHAI se ….

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Jab subhe ki CHAI se zyada dost ki hi zarurat thi,

Aur 5 Star ke khane ke maze interval ki Maggi mein liye the..

Yeh baat hai un dino ki JAB UMAR THI 16, AUR 3 BUTTON (hamesha hi) KHULE THE…



Jab top ka button band Karne pe gala dab sa jaata tha,

Aur phir use band dikhane ke liye hi tie ko upar tak sarkaya jaata tha..

Jab Sir ke dikhte hi shirt ke sleeves

automatically niche hote the..

Baat hai un dino ki JAB UMAR THI 16 AUR 3 BUTTON KHULE THE..



Jab Gaadi ke accelerator se zyada maza Cycle ki ride mein tha,

Homework khatm karke nikalna hai kaise bh

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Ek Budha ek ladki se ….

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Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya.


Budha ladki se bola: Sorry…


Ladki: Andha hai kya….. Dikhta nahi hai… Is umar mein bhi ye sab… Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain!!!


Yeh bolkar jaise hi woh ladki aage badhi, ek handsome sa ladka us se takra gaya.


Ladka: Sorry…


Ladki, sharmaate hue, “Koi baat nahin. it’s okay!!!


Wo budha uncle ye sab dekh raha tha. Woh agey bada aur ladki se pucha: MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??

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Santa came home from ….

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Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined
to track down the father to extract revenge.


“Was it my friend Banta”, he demanded.


“No !” his weeping wife replied.


“Was it my friend Ramta then?” he asked.


“No !!!” she said even more upset.


“Well which one of my no good friends did this then?” he asked.


“Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?” Jeeto snapped.

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A man walks into his ….

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A man walks into his doctors office and is sitting in the waiting room waiting his turn to be seen by his doctor. A casual aquaintance sits down next to him and sturring asks “W w wahat are y y you d d doing hhhere?”
The man replies “I`m waiting to see the doctor.”
“W w why d do yyyou wwant to sssee him?”
The man replies, “Well if you must know, I have a prostate problem.”

“A ppprostate pppproblem, wwwhat`s ttthhat?” the man asks.

“Well, if you must know, I pee like you talk.”

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