Why Do Girls Like Go ….
Why Do Girls Like Gold Things More Than Boys?
Answer: “Because Gold Has 24 Carrots And Boys Have Only One“ :3
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Answer: “Because Gold Has 24 Carrots And Boys Have Only One“ :3
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Monthly Archives: January 2015
If you want somethin ….
You put: The fun in ….
You put:
The fun in together;
The sad in apart;
The hope in tomorrow;
And joy in my heart!
Have a nice weekend!
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The fun in together;
The sad in apart;
The hope in tomorrow;
And joy in my heart!
Have a nice weekend!
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War makes thieves an ….
I desire the things ….
If you see ten troub ….
If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
~ Calvin Coolidge
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~ Calvin Coolidge
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A woman goes into a ….
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
“What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I’m sure you’ll agree, and it’s an absolute steal at only $15.
“Why is it that cheap?” the woman asks.
“Well”, replies the assistant, “it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity”
“Oh, I don’t mind that”, said the woman, making her mind up, “I’m broad minded and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot”.
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman,
continue ….
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“What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I’m sure you’ll agree, and it’s an absolute steal at only $15.
“Why is it that cheap?” the woman asks.
“Well”, replies the assistant, “it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity”
“Oh, I don’t mind that”, said the woman, making her mind up, “I’m broad minded and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot”.
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman,
continue ….
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