There is a thin line ….
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
~ Erma Bombeck
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~ Erma Bombeck
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Monthly Archives: April 2015
I need someone physi ….
I need someone physically stronger than me…. I am always on top. It’s really unfortunate. I am begging for the man that can put me on the bottom. Or the woman. Anybody that can take me down.
~ Angelina Jolie
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~ Angelina Jolie
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It’s funny how you n ….
It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget.
-Chuck Palahniuk
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-Chuck Palahniuk
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Lord Vishwakarma is ….
Lord Vishwakarma is the divine crafts man, sculptor, architect & engineer of the Gods;
And also the creator of the universe.
May Lord Vishwakarma always bless you.
Happy Vishwakarma Day!
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And also the creator of the universe.
May Lord Vishwakarma always bless you.
Happy Vishwakarma Day!
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Never ruin an apolog ….
A teacher was helpin ….
A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left on the wire?”
A boy pauses. “None,” he replied thoughtfully.
“No, no, no, let`s try again,” the teacher says patiently.
She holds up three fingers. “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one,” she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the wire?”
“None!” the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs. “Tell me how you came up with that.”
“It`s simple,” says the boy, “after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away.”
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A boy pauses. “None,” he replied thoughtfully.
“No, no, no, let`s try again,” the teacher says patiently.
She holds up three fingers. “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots one,” she puts down one finger, “how many birds are left on the wire?”
“None!” the boy says with authority.
The teacher sighs. “Tell me how you came up with that.”
“It`s simple,” says the boy, “after the gunman shot one bird, he scared the other two away.”
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