Monthly Archives: September 2015

ultimate bezzatti :P ….

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ultimate bezzatti 😛

Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain.,’

B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.,

Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein, Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey. Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon.,

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Oye chal ja apna kam kar Chudail …

Mujhe”PAPER”ki Tension Lagi padhi

hai or tujhe apni Ishaq ki ……..

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A man walks into a b ….

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman, Banta, charges him Rs 25. Confused, but not complaining, the man pays.


After a while he decides to have another, and some food, so he orders another beer and Tandoori Chicken. Banta charges him Rs 50.


After finishing his food and drink, he calls the barman over and says, “That was the best chicken I’ve ever had. I want to talk to the manager and thank him.”


“No problem,” says Banta. “He’s upstairs with my wife.”


“What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” asks the man.


“Probably the same thing I’m doing to his business down here!”

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