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The boss who was on ….

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The boss who was on the 25th floor of the building called up the blonde secretary on the ground floor for an important file.


Since it was rather urgent the boss told the secretary it was an emergency and that she should hurry with the file.


After more than 30 minutes the blonde clerk appears all tired and panting for breath.


The Boss asks him why she was panting and what caused the huge delay.


The blonde secretary replies, “Sir, when I went to the lift it said ‘during an emergency please use the staircase’!!!”

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By the time Banta pu ….

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By the time Banta pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You`ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don`t care where.”

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, this man by the name of Santa, snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I`m not sure it`d be worth it to you.”

“No problem,” tired Banta assured him. “I`ll take it.”

The next morning Banta came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How`d you sleep?” asked the manager.

“Never better.”

The manager

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All of these are leg ….

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All of these are legitimate companies, who didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online name might appear! They are hysterical! These are not made up. Check them out yourself!


1. ‘Who Represents’ is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity.
Their Web site is: www.whorepresents.com


2. ‘Experts Exchange’ is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views.
Their website address is: www.expertsexchange.com


3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than ‘Pen Island’.
It can be found at: www.penisland.net


4. Need a therapist? Try ‘Therapi

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Phool The Rang The ….

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Phool The Rang The



Phool The Rang The Lamhon Kee Sabahat Hum The;

Aise Zinda The Ki Jeene Kee Alamat Hum The;



Sab Khirad-Mand Bane Phirte The Masha-Allah;

Bas Tere Shehar Mein Ik Sahib-e-Vehshat Hum The;



Naam Bakhsha Hai Tujhe Kis Ke Wufoor-e-Gham Ne;

Gar Koi Tha To Tere Mujrim-e-Shohrat Hum The;



Ab To Khud Apni Zaroorat Bhi Nahi Hai Hum Ko;

Wo Bhi Din The Ki Kabhi Teri Zaroorat Hum The;



Dhoop Ke Dasht Mein Kitna Wo Humein Dhundhta Tha;

‘Aitabar’ Us Ke Liye Abr Kee Soorat Hum The!

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