Monthly Archives: June 2016
“I want to buy some ….
“I want to buy some gloves for my wife,” said the young man to the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know here size.”
“Will this help?” She asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
“Oh, yes.” He answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.”
“Will there be anything else?” The sales girl murmured as she squeezed his hand.
“Now that you mentioned it,” he replied, “she could use a new bra.”
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“Will this help?” She asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
“Oh, yes.” He answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.”
“Will there be anything else?” The sales girl murmured as she squeezed his hand.
“Now that you mentioned it,” he replied, “she could use a new bra.”
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At a Senior Citizen’ ….
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, “Do you want to go up or down?”
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
When they finished
continue ….
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The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.
They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, “Do you want to go up or down?”
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat!
When they finished
continue ….
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Kejriwal reminds me ….
Kejriwal reminds me of a
childhood friend who after
coming out from exam hall
said ‘Phod ke aaya hai paper
tera bhai’ & got 3 marks in
maths
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childhood friend who after
coming out from exam hall
said ‘Phod ke aaya hai paper
tera bhai’ & got 3 marks in
maths
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Dhokha Deti Hai Shar ….
The Student to the S ….
The Student to the Sex Researcher, “In my case,” said the student to the sex researcher, “when I get it part way in, my vision blurs. And when it’s all the way in, I can’t see a thing.”
“Now, that’s an most interesting optical reaction, that may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis.” the researcher replied. “If you don’t mind young man, I should like to have a look at it.”
So, the student volunteer shrugged and stuck out his tongue.
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“Now, that’s an most interesting optical reaction, that may well have anatomical as well as physiological basis.” the researcher replied. “If you don’t mind young man, I should like to have a look at it.”
So, the student volunteer shrugged and stuck out his tongue.
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